We're cleaning up our acts now.

At least I am. Or giving the illusion that I am.

My bottles of Pimm's,Archers, Malibu, er and the odd beer can has been reduced to this. A sad, sad sight indeed for all. Had a few swigs of this whilst panicking for the mocks. You know,to steady the nerves and whatnot.

I've got the oddest knick knacks and brickabracks in my room.

It's a grotto and there's no real reason for me to leave it!

A self-sufficient and self-idiolizing whorebag. Or Asshat as Z will say.

I.D. My reason for living on.

It takes me AGES to read one issue and eternity to pick up the books you see lying around it.

It's time for a revolution!

This library book is so overdue they won't miss it anyway.

Burn baby, burn!

We do take time off from our shennanigans (or lack of it) to appreciate life,and well, lean back...relax. When we have a gaff, we look out the window and when we do, the view looks like this:

Boring,yes, Dull ,yes, Stagnant,yes, Uninspiring, yes. That's why we choose to not look and walk around with our eyes shut.

My daddy is being so. so. Daddy like! Bah!

When he came up to meet us in London he gave me 12 pears to bring back with me because he didn't want me to fall ill. Like seriously! Do you honestly think I can finish all of them before they rot?I may be greedy and piggish, but not to that extent!

Why have pears when you can have.... GUMMY VITAMIN C!!!

So it says for ages 3 +, but still!

*I LOVE BASSETT'S!*

So this is how we get by till the day that we die.

Oh that's the way we get by ; \